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Joke of the Day

"[takes a sip at wine tasting] Ah yes, this is nice. You can really taste the wet dog and Code Red Mountain Dew."

"My Uncle When I was a young boy, my Uncle would always tell me ""Always leave them wanting more"" Which is probably why he lost his job in famine relief."

"why was the chicken population so large? because it grew **eggs**ponentially"

"Beefy right wing joke The maniacal right wing, cow-worshipping saffron brigade in India...is it true they never hold a beef against someone?"

"What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid? An OxyMoron!"

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"Why did the comedian go to the dog pound? To work on his put-downs."

"What's a bartender's favorite book? Tequilla mocking bird."

"What does Stalin do on a night out? Paints the town red"

"How did the Pianist play without fingers? Not very well at all..."