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Joke of the Day

"""It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."" But it takes much longer to get to England on a rowboat."

"I wish I had a more acidic wit Unfortunately mine's very basic."

"So my friend told me... So my friend told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a watermelon at him."

"Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship."

"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."

"How do you circumsize a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw"

"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"

"Martha's Vineyard joke: why do seagulls fly to the dump to beat the Portuguese"

"The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India."

"I like my women the way I like my wine... 9 years old and locked in my cellar."