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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer? He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test."
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"My wife says I never take out the trash. I disagree. We just had our anniversary dinner last week."
"Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes? Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags"
"""Now, tilt your head and give me total scumbag!"" - Realtor headshot photographer"
"Two wheels were spinning in a dessert One of them, being careful told the other one: ""Watch out there is a cactussssssss..."""
"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer"
"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."
"My girlfriend asked me why I was blow-drying my crotch... Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the response she was looking for."
"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""