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Joke of the Day
"I lost over 100 pounds in the last week. The casinos here in London have terrible odds."
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"What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink? a milkshake"
"No one has 99 problems. That's so many problems."
"If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them."
"A bunch of kids from the varsity Minecraft team bullying an athletic loser who brought a football to school.. Visions of future war"
"ME: *opens planner and puts on reading glasses* no im sorry looks like i can't make it FRIEND: you're holding a VCR warranty brochure"