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Joke of the Day

"What is worse than waking up with your dick in your mouth after sleeping with your gf? Waking up with her dick in your mouth"

"I just deleted all the German contacts from my phone. It's Hans free"

"ORAL SEX At this stage of our marriage, me and the wife only practice oral sex. Whenever we pass each other, we both say , 'fuck you.'"

"Jesus and floppy discs are very similar They both died to become the image of saving"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."

"Audible be sponsoring so many YouTube channels you could go to ""Audible.com/ "" and type in any word you want and it would give you a free book"

"Why aren't koalas real bears? Because they don't meet the koalifications!"

"God said to Jon ""Come forth, and recieve eternal life."" But Jon came fifth, and won a toaster."

"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?"

"A liar, a murderer, and a thief walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""what will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""