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Joke of the Day

"Tampax needs to extend the string to 2ft so I can hang myself with it every month."

"My wife is angry because I brought home a B.L.T. instead of a roast beef sandwich. Oops, wrong sub."

"What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs."

"If Spider Man eats too much fruit he squirts Silly String."

"My WWII joke is quite predictable How did Jew Nazi that coming?"

"whips out Motorola razr and texts mom ""drive me to hot topic or none of my friends will love me"""

"I like to pack a healthy lunch for work so that by 3 p.m. I'm ready to do unspeakable things for a piece of chocolate."

"What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France? If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture."

"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."

"What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka? Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut."