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Joke of the Day
"North Korea right now."
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"Why do trees shed their leaves in fall? Because they've had their chloro-fill."
"My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliche... I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?"
"A reason why we can't have a perfect world: Because I don't want one."
"Did you hear about the suicidal comedian? He fell flat."
"Why did Uncle Owen have the cleanest asshole in the Galaxy? A lifetime of nothing but Outer Rim jobs."
"What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends :("
"Hey middle-aged people who suddenly change your first name--screw you. I'm calling you what I've been calling you for the last 10 years."
"What does a sick deception eat? A bowl of Chicken noodle coupe"
"Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed? Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me."