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Joke of the Day

"DINNERTIME FOOD IDEAS FROM MY SON ""Can we put Nutella on our salmon and call it salmonella?"" This has been DINNERTIME FOOD IDEAS FROM MY SON"

"What's the difference between a black guy and a pile of dog shit?? eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking."

"Some people hate the thought of adult diapers.... But I say, ""It's just Depends."""

"If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety."

"What's the difference between eating pussy and eating apple pie? You can eat your mom's apple pie."

"What does dog poo and women have in common ? The older they get the easier they are to pick up."

"People always ask why i wear a hoodie in the middle of June. I tell them ""Winter is coming."""

"I fell in love with a prostitute last night, she had literally everything I have ever wanted in a woman My dick"

"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."

"Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime."