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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what to I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard."

"Why did the duck cross the basketball court? He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton"

"What is the difference between a man and a cat? One eats a lot, is lazy and doesnt care who brings the food. The other is a pet."

"So my sister attempted to commit suicide the other day and it made me so angry. I couldn't believe one of my own family members would fail at something like that."

"What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time? Snow Storms"

"Spell Xenophobia H-A-N-S-O-N"

"How does OP's mom turn on the lights after sex? She opens the car door."

"I heard a woman remarking that she had worn ""the wrong bra today"". Ladies, as long as there are boobs in it, the bra is always right."

"Why is Iran called Iran? Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*"

"How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."