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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right."

"I like my coffee like my humor. I drink tea."

"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?"

"which Baldwin went to school? The smart Alec."

"How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!"

"Sometimes I use big words I don't understand to make myself look more photosynthesis"

"*sees a car with a ""how am i driving"" bumper sticker* *calls the phone number* ME: buddy i think it's with a steering wheel"

"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7, 8, 9, 11"

"You're more useless than a..."

"Hillary and Huma Hillary Clinton likes Huma Abedin who is married to Anthony Weiner which would make her Huma Weiner. That means that Hillary likes a Weiner which means that she is not gay."