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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like my humor. I drink tea."
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"Am I in a safe neighborhood? I only see 2 stores that exclusively sell lacrosse equipment."
"What do you get when you put mice in the oven? Mice crispies."
"15 just texted me that she was on her period and needed a chocolate bar. How absorbent could a chocolate bar even be?!"
"This bottle of OxyClean says ""GREAT ON WINE AND TOMATO SAUCE"". Call me crazy, but I think they're trying to poison Italians?"
"Guys, I only wanna hear about your ex if she is dead.If you still talk about her, I'll murder her so we can have an interesting conversation"
"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"
"You ever been to the strip club on that ice planet? I heard it's pretty Hoth"
"Why do single men live longer than married men? Because they want to."
"How does a mathematician cure constipation? How does a mathematician cure her constipation? She works it out with a pencil."