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Joke of the Day
"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?"
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"What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather? A pap smear."
"What do we want?! AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them?! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"