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Joke of the Day
"How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!"
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"What does a mathematician do about constipation? Sits down and works it out with a pencil."
"""That's one small step for man. That's one open fridge for man. That's one good sandwich for-"" ""Neil! Stop."" ""I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET"""
"911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING ""Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"""
"A feminist walks into a bar Just kidding she couldn't fit through the doorway"
"Scientists have reached the conclusion that the owl has the most acute sense of hearing They clearly haven't experimented on men browsing porn while their wives are asleep."
"A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory... But he leaves because it was just soda pressing."
"Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party? Because nobody likes his company!"
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."
"I can't wait till Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill That means I can legally own a black person again."