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Joke of the Day
"How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!"
Next Joke
"What does a priest get when he wants some pussy? Nun."
"""Help! Someone has been killed at the dance!"" Ok, well calm down. We don't want any panic at the disco."
"Every chair is a reclining chair when you're drunk."
"Canceling my subscription!! I'm tired of your issues."
"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. ""In HD"" was NOT the right answer..."
"First take an ass and put another ass behind it. Then I come. Then the whole nation comes after me.... That is how you spell assassination"
"Today I went to a zoo who's only animal was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
"what did the trash can say to the paper recycling bin? 'you're just white trash'"
"What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around."