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Joke of the Day

"*sees a car with a ""how am i driving"" bumper sticker* *calls the phone number* ME: buddy i think it's with a steering wheel"

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"I love animals, but I'm thinking of getting rid of my pet anaconda. It keeps taking horse sized dumps. Also, all my horses have gone missing."
"What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes? One starts with B and the otber starts with D"
"My 3 year-old wanted to help me cook breakfast... ...but she wasn't eggsperienced enough."
"Why don't Muslims have dirty minds? Because they're so easily brainwashed."
"[meets a cute girl from Scotland] ""Ummm hi your people make fantastic tape"""
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Hippies only screw in tents."
"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"
"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9"
"GENIE: you have found my lamp, so I must grant you four wishes ME: I thought it was three? GENIE: You need four"