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Joke of the Day

"9: You like Twitter Dad? Me: Yep 9: I'll join and be your friend. M: Cool, extra math is great! 9: It's a math thing? M: yep 9: nevermind"

"What do you say when you get cornered by a gang of Italian prostitutes? ""Uh-oh, spaghetti hoes!"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !"

"Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D"

"I was talking to my Jewish doctor friend... And I asked him how much he charges for a curcumcision. He said that he does it for free, but he gets to keep the tip."

"What did the optical illusion say when he got caught cheating on his wife ""It's not what it looks like!"""

"My daughter asked me what marriage is like, so I threw out all her Ken dolls, except for the bald drunk one."

"The Force can make you lift a spaceship out of the swamp, but proper sentence structure teaching, it can not."

"How does a Rabbi make tea? Hebrews it."

"If I watch a meteor shower Does it feel violated? (x-post shittyaskscience)"