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Joke of the Day

"What did the optical illusion say when he got caught cheating on his wife ""It's not what it looks like!"""

"Bought myself a really tight fit bomber jacket the other day But once I had got it on it wouldnt go off..."

"Donald trump The last American president was black, polls suggest that the next president will be Donald trump..... Huh. I guess orange is the new black"

"Did you hear about the pizza boy who wanted to become a comedian? (OC) His material is terrible, but his delivery is amazing!"

"I went to the zoo the other day, all they had was a small dog. It was a shit-zoo."

"Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."

"What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter? Boo! T"

"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac/asphalt under his arm... The barman asks him, ""So what can I get you?"" ""I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."""

"Went to the doctor the other day, he told me I had to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""

"New acronym we need: IDOCHBEI ""I'm doing okay considering how bad everything is."" Pronounced: ""ih-DOCK-bay"""