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Joke of the Day

"The Force can make you lift a spaceship out of the swamp, but proper sentence structure teaching, it can not."

"Got trapped in a bidding war for a house with a lengthy corridor I'm in it for the long hall"

"A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right' said his mother 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'"

"Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit."

"95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol' goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains."

"Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs? He wanted his *Kidneys*."

"What smells of cheese and is filled with holes? About 100 French people right now"

"He died doing what he loved, forgetting to put my potato wedges in the bag."

"Even though it's just a one letter change the difference between ""Wish you were here"" and ""Wish you were her"" is tremendous"

"(Final maths exam) Q: what are the two small horizontal parallel lines? a) double negative b) equals c) eleven fell over"