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Joke of the Day
"Describe Windows 10 with two words. Vista 2.0"
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"What's worse than a paper titty? A cardboard box"
"I'm the kind of guy who would feel morally obligated to eat what I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."
"They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos. And rename regular Oreos to ""Do it Yourself Double Oreo Kits""."
"What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise? Captains Log"
"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized"""
"If I could travel back in time I wouldn't kill Hitler, but I would write him a scathing book review called 'Mein Kampffft."""
"Have you ever met a person, & knew straight away that they were 'the one'? Yah. I had to take a restraining order out too."
"*eats everything*"
"Im starting to see the bright side of being single.. ..If I tip the bottle towards the ceiling, light shines right through the Vodka. Facinating"