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Joke of the Day

"Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out."

"Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism."

"Best thing about being a hermit? No peer pressure."

"Amy Winehouse's final album was ""recorded before her death."" Thanks for the clarification."

"Did you hear about the clown who had Ebola? His poop tasted funny"

"Getting a red heart instead of a yellow star makes me feel like things are moving a little too fast between us."

"It's about time I talked to the boy about the birds and the bees. If memory serves, it's the stork that delivers and the swallow receives?"

"There's only one problem with your face, I can see it."

"I walked into a bar once... and it fuckin hurt."

"Where do tv's go on vacation? To remote Islands"