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Joke of the Day

"Is it a coincidence that as soon as Bruce Jenner turns into a female, that she becomes a bad driver? Too soon?"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The assailant avoided prison, though. As the battery charge wouldn't hold."

"when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day"

"Two back desk orchestral players go fishing And one falls out of the boat. He screams: ""help, I don't know how to swim!"" His partner replies: ""just fake it!"""

"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."

"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"

"Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of."

"some macians can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land"

"Girls call me a wizard Because it's magic what I do with 3 inches."

"The first rule of Mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about Mormon fight club ."