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Joke of the Day

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [deleted]"

"What do you call the process of creatively making drip coffee? Arts and carafes."

"Kurt Cobain shot himself because he couldn't live with the guilt of drowning 18 babies to get 1 usable photo for an album cover."

"If your product's third layer is for absorbency, I don't want to see the commercial at dinnertime."

"Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band.."

"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get this."

"i'm actually pretty attractive if you never compare me to anyone ever"

"What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common? Either way someone's losing a trailer."

"What's in a divorce fruit salad? alemony"