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Joke of the Day
"Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them."
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"Kids say the darnest things, Said Bill Cosby."
"Roses are red, violets blue, Open you're legs a few hours or two."
"The Pope has the bird flu. He got it from his cardinals."
"Accidentally switched the baby formula with coconut milk and now my newborn is complaining that her lullabies are ""too mainstream."""
"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"Me to 6 year old trick or treater dressed as a witch: ""I wish you'd cackle less"" Her: Give me a snickers you old piece of shit"
"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can."
"People are so unreliable Waited in all day for someone to come and fix my broken doorbell, but they never turned up."
"Why did the PI detective cross the road? He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns."