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Joke of the Day
"What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do? Diddily-squats."
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"If you get invited to an AT&T; executive's wedding, don't go. The reception will be terrible."
"It's about time I talked to the boy about the birds and the bees. If memory serves, it's the stork that delivers and the swallow receives?"
"What do Saudi guys and girls have in common? They all get stoned constantly."
"My friend from Hollywood always told me, ""Shoot for the stars."" He was an assassin."
"They told me I would miss my family. I never miss at close range."
"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."
"Why is ""jizz"" such a great word? Because of how nicely it rolls off your tongue"
"how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof"
"A black father asks his son how his exam went But the visiting hours finished before he could answer."