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Joke of the Day

"I had a one night stand with a girl who was missing a limb Afterwards she wasn't too happy with me, we got off on the wrong foot."

"Slipped on a tube of toothpaste this morning. I was crestfallen."

"Why don't black people make good calculus problems (warning: racist) Because they'll never be integrated."

"Do you know why the Circus industry might go bankrupt? If Donald Trump gets elected, the entire world will just need to listen to the news for a free circus."

"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv.. ...and I thought ""is that one mine""? Then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."

"I was just reminiscing with my friends about our day out at the clock museum... ...good times!"

"What is long and hard and has cum inside of it? A Cucumber"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!"

"What's blue and white, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A fridge with a denim jacket on."

"The last time I refused a beer... I misunderstood the question"