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Joke of the Day
"I only have one hand.... So i shop at secondhand stores."
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"How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in place and expect the world to revolve around them."
"If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just bunch of countries not talking to each other"
"*guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* ""It means wisdom"" *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* ""It means I was brave at the doctor"""
"Why did Hitler commit suicide ? He got freaked out when he received the gas bill."
"A family walks into a r/jokes hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the reposts are disabled."" the guy at the desk replies ""it's all reposts here you sick fuck"""
"Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport? Because he was Snowden."
"good news Craig, we got your murder charge bumped down to theft. just tell us why you stole that dude's blood/bones"
"What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar"
"Congratulations r/jokes on being the most eco-friendly subreddit! 95% of your material is recycled! (Love you guys <3 )"