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Joke of the Day

"I say ""fight me"" a lot for a girl that's 5'2"" and has a tough time opening some doors because they're too heavy."

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"It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me."
"Two quantum mechanics professors had sex They must have had physical chemistry."
"Let's take a moment and remember the tragedy the Norwegians have suffered... they will never get to see Amy Winehouse live."
"My girlfriend and I are fighting over my recent hair loss... I really hope it's just a rough patch"
"Both Christmas and New Years fell on a weekend this year, which had to suck for the four or five of you that still have jobs."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."
"When is 100 less than 99? On a microwave."