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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science? A *parrot*-digm shift."

"Why don't cows play poker? Because it's a high steaks game"

"What is Somailias national dish? An empty plate"

"What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny? an anti-joke."

"The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess."

"Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches? He said ""uhh"" way too much."

"Want To Hear A Knock Knock Joke? 2 Guys Walk Into A Bar"

"We were at a local restaurant waiting for a server, she finally came over and says ""sorry for the wait"".... I say you look perfectly skinny to me!"

"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."

"Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs did the also go up?"