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Joke of the Day
"I was recently in a museum in Europe So much Picasso I wanted to Pablow my brains out"
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"One time I won a raffle in England, turns out it was for knighthood. Boy was I Sir prized"
"My wife said she wanted 12"" hard So I gave her four inches three times and slapped her ass."
"I'm On the Edge About Masturbation On one hand, it feels great. On the other, I can't feel a thing."
"Yo mama is so fat that... ...she should really be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem"
"Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations."
"I went to Costco the other day... As I was checking out the cashier asked me "" Do you wanna box?"" I said ""No, but I'll wrestle you!"""
"I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me."
"You gotta hand it to short people. Because their arms can't reach."
"A monk walks up to a hot dog stand he says to the cart owner, ""Make me one with everything."""