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Joke of the Day
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards Because if they fall forward they fall in the boat dumbass."
Next Joke
"Who do patriotic latinos talk to? You ese."
"A good pun is like a good steak A medium rare well done."
"What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas? It pines."
"Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission."
"Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?"
"Today I was asked to model for a stone sculpture Life is wild guys don't take anything for granite"
"WebMD just diagnosed me as fergalicious"
"Young man, you promised you will bring my daughter back by 11 pm. First, it's 3 am and second, this is not my daughter."
"Going to a bar within walking distance of my house reduces the likelihood that I will wake up partially clothed behind a dumpster tomorrow."