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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission."

"What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman can dodge a bullet."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."

"How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder."

"Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Casanova said:""I saw, I conquered, I came."""

"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to enter a weightlifting competition? The judges said ""Sorry, we've got enough dumbbells"""

"How to tell if a programmer is gay. C : ENTER : ### / Edit: Nifty Code Formatting"

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You cant fit a prostitute in a bowling ball"

"What's a candidates favorite instrument? Trump-et"

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