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Joke of the Day
"WebMD just diagnosed me as fergalicious"
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"Just another Saturday night at home alternating between sweet and salty snacks until I disgust myself enough to go to bed."
"A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."
"Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely tweeting faster than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space."
"What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay? My zipper."
"Are people in culinary school required to do dessertations?"
"""Did you realise that a woman's ""I'll be ready in five minutes"" and a man's ""I'll be home in five minutes"" are exactly the same?"""
"A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get you anything decent"
"How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'? There's no 'f' in way"
"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"