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Joke of the Day
"What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? Hey man urine"
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"What's a duck's favorite drug? Quack."
"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."
"Riding a car... A man, in *curve*, skids."
"What did Lincoln say on the last night of his life? ""Aw shit Mary, I need to go see a play tonight like I need a hole in the head..."""
"What did the horse say when he regained his vision? Merci."
"If you're American when you enter the bathroom and American when you exit the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"Why Hitler died? Because he saw the gas facture."
"How to make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"The pope secretly came to my house. He thought it was weird that I had so many Blu-rays still in the shrink wrap. I'll get around to them!"