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Joke of the Day

"A good pun is like a good steak A medium rare well done."

"Lack creativity? Do you like doing the exact same thing every day all day? Open a barbershop in Asia."

"How does Super Mario contact his dead brother? Using a Luigi board!"

"I've been winning egg hunts since before I was even born."

"If you ask me to go get ""Eyetalian"" food with you, our friendship is probably over."

"Emails So I had to stop redirecting my emails to the girls in my class. They said I was being too forward."

"How are martinis like breasts? They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many."

"It is not ok to joke about menstruation. Period."

"""No Kanye, it's called Coney Island."" ""Kanye Island."" ""Coney Island"" ""Kanye Island."" ""Co... ney."" ""Kan... ye."""

"I had Chinese German food Hour later I was hungry for power"