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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about all the bears that got laid off from Chanel 6? (xpost /r/BearJokes) Turns out they were bad news bears."

"Funny Sex Joke by S.K Are you from Iraq? Cause i like the way you BAGHDAD ass up ;P"

"Did you hear about the cannibal lion? He swallowed his pride."

"I hurt my knee the other day... ...but I'm not sure if it was my low knee or my high knee."

"Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system after I destroyed Uranus."

"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"

"My class teacher once said ""Write and Practice."" Turns out she was right. I practiced on my desk just before I started my exam and it worked"

"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not going to work tomorrow. Tequila gives you a 1 in 3 chance."

"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."

"I tried to give myself a sex change But I just couldn't pull it off. Credit to Rohan Ganju a young upcoming Australian comedian."