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Joke of the Day

"Republican luminary Sarah Palin. If I have to explain then its not funny. If I have to explain then you most likely voted for the Republican luminary Sarah Palin."

"Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan"

"Why doesn't, ""I have a headache!"" work for when I don't want to mow the yard?"

"I've lost interest in dating I decided to tell my therapist that archaeology just wasn't my thing anymore."

"I buy all my guns from a guy called 'T-Rex' He's a small arms dealer"

"What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck? [deleted]"

"What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!"

"Islam is.. ..a religion of peace"

"Sometimes I miss my real friends and then I think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets."

"What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head? Ducks like a quack."