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Joke of the Day

"Funny Sex Joke by S.K Are you from Iraq? Cause i like the way you BAGHDAD ass up ;P"

"Can we just make serving unsalted french fries a federal offense?"

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? damn."

"Where do puppies go when they die? Back into the microwave so I can get in another round."

"this guy said i had a chip on my shoulder. i looked over and saw a bowl of salsa on his. i knew right then kids. your father was my soulmate"

"You know, they said it would take a few years for my medical practice to get off the ground... But I just don't have the patients."

"I've kept my New Year's resolutions. 1680x1050 and 1280x800."

"I'm fluent in Morose Code. -Debbie Downers"

"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."

"My wife screams like crazy during sex... ...especially when I walk in on her!!!"