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Joke of the Day
"I hurt my knee the other day... ...but I'm not sure if it was my low knee or my high knee."
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"In Italy, they call me Olive Oil Its because im extra virgin. :("
"My parents are in town and said they'd be at my house in ten minutes, and I'm wondering if that's enough time to build a moat."
"Instead of yelling at jerk who cuts u off in traffic just chuck a realistic rubber snake in their window & yell ""have at him Damian!"""
"A dog with a cowboy hat, spurs and a cigar limps in through the swinging doors of a saloon... ...He says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"""
"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."
"My Dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo"
"My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son's Little League games ever since he learned he's in his second year of college."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"*Puts on muscle shirt* *Looks in mirror* Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in."