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Joke of the Day

"I tried to give myself a sex change But I just couldn't pull it off. Credit to Rohan Ganju a young upcoming Australian comedian."

"What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast."

"People that can't support their own arguments piss me off... I don't know why."

"The new Battlefield 1 looks so damn good, you could say... They just knocked Call of Duty into space."

"Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden."

"I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come for me"

"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""

"Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots."

"I trust a woman ab as far as I can throw her. Very far. As far as she wants. I'll do anything plz come back to me *cries into pillow*"

"A man walks into a bar and says... ""Argh, fuck!"""