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Joke of the Day

"My class teacher once said ""Write and Practice."" Turns out she was right. I practiced on my desk just before I started my exam and it worked"

"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying bitch isn't ""fun to be around""."

"I love it when websites pop up a box to make me subscribe to read, and I always enter my real email address because it's important."

"If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again"

"How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb? Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities."

"When I was ten I played Secret Agent with my little brother. Turns out toddlers do not make good grappling hooks."

"The court was very accommodating handing Jared a fifteen year sentence. He'll even be able to take his girlfriend out for her 21st birthday."

"What is the opposite of paranoia? Thinking you are following someone."

"Atleast there was one way that the new Ghostbusters was true to the original... It still had a black guy as one of the main cast."