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Joke of the Day
"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"
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"Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like ""that explains it."""
"What do you call a mod in r/News ? [Removed]"
"I can't afford Netflix... So how about Putlocker and rape?"
"Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics."
"Anyone seen ""Captain Phillips""? If not, I have a pirated copy you can borrow."
"What do pennies and fat chicks have in common? Unless you're broke and desperate, they're not worth picking up."
"I have an inferiority complex ....But it's not a very good one. :("
"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."
"Sometimes it's too hard to hate everyone all at once, so I hate people in shifts."