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Joke of the Day
"Better to be somebody's dog than everybody's BITCH !!! Every dog will have his day, remember ?"
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"All the problems fade before a hangover"
"What's brown and sticky? Chris Brown after each prison stay."
"Do you know what my least favorite thing about drinking goats milk is? Getting the grass stains off my back."
"Several years ago, Charlie Sheen said ""I'm Winning"" ...even now he's still remaining positive!"
"There once was a man from Gent. Had a dick so long it was bent. To save himself trouble He folded it double. And instead of cumming he went."
"Bad news, the police just seized our German holiday bread. They said it was stollen. Folks, they said it was stollen."
"A friend lectured me about going to see Star Wars alone, because ""that's weird."" As if chastising a grown man in a cloak is some normal shit"
"Now taking pre-orders for my ""Running after the Ice Cream Truck"" fitness workout DVD."
"Auto-correct is the new... Is Auto-correct the new Freudian dick? Or Is Anal-correct the new Freudian slip?"