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Joke of the Day

"God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him."

"The inventor of the throat lozenge died today... There will be no coffin at the funeral."

"If i had a pound for every 'Brexit' joke on here... I'd still only have about 5 cents."

"Have you ever had a female horse escape from the stables into the forest in the late evening? It's a nightmare."

"Happy March 14th to all the MEN out there.... (not sure what it is?? GOOGLE IT)"

"My beard has grown so much. It's time to ... shampoo."

"I went to buy a bag of air... They accidentally put potato chips in it."

"Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay."

"What's that worthless little piece of skin around the vagina called? The woman."

"How to fall down the stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 7 Step 11"