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Joke of the Day

"Why did the police officer smell? Because he was on duty."

"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? Khal-culator."

"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat an egg, but you can't beet a root!"

"give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man how to Google how to fish and he'll watch fish porn for the rest of his life"

"Pulling pants up high to conceal a big belly is like a comb-over for the gut."

"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class."

"Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray? In the Mossque."

"What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together? None of your business."

"I swallowed a 1 coin today.. ..I went to the hospital and after poking around for 10 minutes he stuck his head up and said 'ok go home, come back if there's any change' Tight bastard!"

"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"