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Joke of the Day

"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."

"I had a friend who used to draw on her eyebrows. One day, she accidentally drew them to high. When I told her, she looked surprised."

"Roses are red, my real name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave."

"Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints? He couldn't decide what font to use."

"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""

"Some people are like Slinkys... Totally useless, but still fun to push down the stairs."

"What's better than two roses on your paino? Tulips on your organ."

"What's the boob of a nun called? Sanctity."

"You guys should read ""It's normal here"" a biography of a Chinese exchange student who was sexually assaulted. written by Quinton Chingme"

"The first mate on a pirate ship sees the captain with a wheel in his pants... The first mate asks why the helm is there and the captain replies, ""Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."""