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Joke of the Day

"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."

"Whats all of this fuss about reposts? I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)"

"Why were George and Lennie sad? (Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D"

"Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him... ... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!"

"I accidently put my USB through the washing machine It's still works, but it's really clean now. All the porn is gone."

"What's the difference between broccoli and cat poop? My dog won't eat broccoli."

"What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Mufasa? One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African."

"Why don't sea creatures get divorced? Because they can't afford abalone."

"I helped an old guy cross the road today I carried his walking frame. Talk about ungrateful."

"I pledge allegiance to the Pizza and to the taste for which it stands, one Circle under sauce, with ranch and breadsticks for all"