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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever been to an Istanbul nightclub? I hear they're poppin' and a good place to get wasted!"

"Halloween Joke Thread Share your best Halloween jokes here, reposts and all. Maybe this will help with the sub being overrun with the same thing?"

"Whenever I speak to religious people about my beliefs, I receive a lot of judgement. It seems that Jesus is the only one who truly accepts me for who I am!"

"I hear they're making a new 50 euro note on grease proof paper"

"Where do robo-babies come from? From the computerus."

"What do you call a fat, smelly hermaphodite who gives blow jobs under the bridge for a nickel? Well, YOU call her mom."

"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."

"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."

"I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth"

"My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again"