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Joke of the Day

"Black names Once you've heard one, you've heard Jamal."

"I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again."

"Me: You never told me you were on the debate team in college.. Her: Yes I did. Me: No you didn't. Her: Yes I did. Me: Oh you're good!"

"Men are the best cooks... One sausage, two eggs, bit of milk and they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months"

"In my math homework I was asked what's the difference a racist and a mathematician. I need help solving this equation, maybe one of you could ask one of your Asian friends for me?"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk... budumdum tssssss"

"IBM succumbs to feminist pressure Booleans can now contain the value ""maybe""."

"I tried to grab some fog. I mist."

"Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said ""Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."""

"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."