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"Why did the lady poet go to the doctor? She had a Yeats Inflection"
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"Government officials have released a report including satellite images of secret ISIS training facilities Iocated in Italy That's right.....Italian ISIS"
"A limerick for Guildford in Surrey At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry I had to act quick To cool down my dick So I stuck it into my McFlurry"
"Sorry, I can't listen to your vegan nonsense right now. I have more important things at steak."
"Today's World : You Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your relatives as far away as possible"
"My Grandad woke up with a puzzled look on his face. The daft b*stard had fallen asleep on his jigsaw."
"11: He shoots for her coffee. He SCORES! HE'S... Me: Grounded."
"If plan A didn't work... Try Plan B. If Plan B didn't work either, congratulations, You're a parent!"
"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."