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Joke of the Day
"Lower your expectations and I will totally amaze you."
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"Margaret Sanger."
"This ceiling fan keeps knocking over my ceiling furniture."
"9/11 may have been an inside job.... But 7/11 was a part time one"
"The Week Off? Me: Sorry boss, i can't come in today, i have a wee cough Boss: you have a wee cough? Me:Really?! thanks boss, see you next week!"
"My friend threw a block of cheese at me today....... I said 'that's not very mature'"
"I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe."
"Girl, yo grammatical atrocities so huge, you need typosuction."
"Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome"
"Why do Marxists drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."