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Joke of the Day
"2 men walk into a bar The third one ducks."
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"I asked Jesus what he did before he died He said ""Not much. I was just getting hammered and hanging out all day."""
"What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common? Hoe, hoe, hoe."
"My doctor wrote a prescription for dailysex. But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"my test required a number two, pencil i thought it was a pretty shitty requirement"
"A girl said to her boyfriend ""let's do it doggy style"" The guy said, sure. But we need to find a street where nobody knows us first."
"One time I won a raffle in England, turns out it was for knighthood. Boy was I Sir prized"
"What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker? A zebra."
"COP: Describe the robber to our sketch artist ME: He had one eye higher than the other and his lips on his forehead PICASSO: I got this"
"[OC] Name something that can be a variety of sizes, but only comes in large. My penis."