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Joke of the Day
"What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common? Hoe, hoe, hoe."
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"I once stood 2 Twix bars up. Allahu Snackbar! (It was originally ""Allahu Akbar"", but u/Disagreeing_Man made it funnier.)"
"I realized why the media isn't taking my presidential campaign seriously. Occasionally, I'll slip up and accidentally tell the truth."
"david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song"
"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."
"What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :)"
"Three blind ______ In Asia, its not 3 blind mice. It's 3 blind rice."
"How do you kill a fox? Give it one leg and make it run across Canada"
"If your clock strikes thirteen, what time is it? Time to get a new clock."
"I got a Ouija board tattooed on my back to trick ghosts into giving me massages."